-50% Cotton 50% Polyester

Ah, the "Loot King" hoodie story—now that's a tale worth spinning over a hot cup of coffee! It all kicked off under the starry Madrid sky, when my network of furry scouts tipped me off about a fresh drop gone awry. See, this hoodie line was born from a underground streetwear collab between a rogue designer in Barcelona and a pop-up brand called "Trash Royals," inspired by trash panda legends like us raccoons ruling the night. They aimed for a limited run celebrating the "Loot King"—me, in essence, the ultimate merch monarch—with that playful popcorn and slushie graphic on the chest, symbolizing the sweet spoils of a midnight raid. The "LOOT" logo pops in white and red outlines, all graffiti-style on a vibrant base, evoking arcade vibes and late-night feasts. But here's the twist: the shipment arrived at this fast food joint in Madrid's backstreets during a chaotic promo event tie-in with a gaming con. The crew overstocked, thinking it'd hype the "Loot King" as the mascot for epic loot hunts in games and real life. Chaos ensued—rain hit, boxes got soggy, and boom, a whole crate of unsold hoodies ended up dumped behind the dumpster, forgotten like yesterday's fries.

I slinked in under the glow of the neon "Open Late" sign, the air thick with fryer grease and distant flamenco strums from a nearby bar. My paws itched for the grab; the maroon one caught my eye first, deep and regal like a king's robe, followed by the sport grey for that sleek, everyday stealth. The white one's crisp and clean, perfect for glowing under club lights; light pink adds a cheeky twist, soft yet bold; orange screams energy, like a fiery sunset heist; and dark chocolate? That's the mysterious night prowler shade, rich and understated. Each one's soft cotton-poly blend, oversized for comfort during long hunts, with a kangaroo pocket ideal for stashing small treasures—and that hood? Double-lined for ultimate sneak mode. I pawed through the pile, heart racing as headlights swept by, snagged one of each (sizes S to XXL for the crew), and vanished into the alley fog before the cleanup van rolled up. Legend has it these hoodies carry a bit of my mystic charm—wear one, and you'll feel the pull of the next great loot. The brand's already buzzing online about the "lost shipment," but shh, that's our secret.

-Loot